Bridget Jones doesn't deserve the happy ending.
Why? Well, let's see:
- She's so stupid that she's known in PR circles for being stupid. This surely makes her one of the densest human beings in existence.
- She's wracked with insecurities entirely of her own making. "Oh no, I'm so fat - if only I could put down this fork and get my saggy ass on a treadmill". Boo fucking hoo, get over yourself you stupid whore.
- Her friends really are totally and utterly awful; emotional wrecks lacking direction, intellect and awareness - but still she listens to their advice.
- She assumes she deserves a kind, considerate and preferably rich boyfriend. She doesn't - she has nothing to offer aside from cellulite, neuroses and a well-used vagina.
She is literally good for fucking, then leaving to drown in tears/to be eaten by alsatians.
Yet, despite all these obvious flaws, people identify with her and love her.
Well here's the news: if you see a bit of Bridget Jones in yourself, you should really try and sort your life out, because you're a fucking loser.
Seriously.
