Luckily for us, Zoosk has given us plenty of ammo. Check out each and every one of their irritating offerings on this link:
http://www.youtube.com/user/zoosk
Now, most of them aren't very funny - which believe it or not, I can live with. In the grand scheme of things, not much is actually funny, and even then some things that are funny now will probably not be funny in years to come. To prove it, I have some lists:
Things that were funny once but are now annoying
- Bill Hicks
- Gilbert & Sullivan
- Carry On Films
Things that are funny now, but will be annoying in the future
- How I Met Your Mother
- Mock The Week
- Total Wipeout
Things that will always be funny
- Old people falling over
- Pull My Finger
- Leprosy
Things that are not, were not, nor ever will be funny
- Shakespeare
- Jon Stewart
- Zoosk commercials
As I said however, I can let this go.
What I can't let go is when adverts don't make sense. Take this pitiful example:
So, to summarise the plot:
1. Hot Girl has Office Crush
2. Hot Girl seduces Office Crush by letting her hair down
3. Hot Girl and Office Crush fuck in the copyroom.
Er... So why the fuck does she need a dating site? At what point did the plan not live up to her expectation? Does Office Crush suffer from erectile dysfunction? Didn't look like it. Maybe he shits himself on achieving orgasm.
I don't know what the fuck's going on with their perverted voyeuristic colleagues either. If I knew my coworkers were going at it hammer and tongs in the next room, I'd be too embarrassed to still be there when they came out, stinking of sweat and spunk (And the "British" dub makes even less sense than the American one).
All in all, I feel there is only one reasonable conclusion:
This advert is made by cunts for cunts.
