I have to hand it to Paulina Gretsky, she knows how to make the most of her assets.
Despite having a petite bust and a face like a bag of spanners, she's somehow managed to convince the world that she's a hottie. As the nations' masturbators come together to bemoan the loss of her partially-clothed Twitter account, there's a lesson for ladies to learn:
Men don't give a damn what you look like if you're prepared to take your clothes off.
Seriously. Chances are, we'll still fuck you even if we don't like you.